SEASON SEVEN EPISODE EIGHT - THE FINAL EPISODE

CURTAINS 3: FUZZYITE APOCALYPSE)

(A place. Gumpity is there.)

GUMPITY:

And so the Fuzzy Bunny Show ended ... this time for good. What became of our heroes, you ask? Buggered if I know, but I'll make something up to keep you people happy.

GUMPITY:

Let's pretend ...
Fuzzy and Pirica returned to Earth with Abbie, Westminster, Meggan and Earless. Doctor Gumman, shattered by the sight of Fuzzy and Pirica together, leapt off the top of the Malaprop Building on Gallifrey and killed himself. Chris, Bunniquette, Hoppy, Laff and Shandrilak all went on a holiday to ScavvieWorld and liked it so much that they decided to stay there, working for Achmed the Beach Hawker. The Howling Nutter Monkey ... oh, I can't be bothered. Perhaps we should show you what happened ...Lennie! Can we do that?
Good. Let's go.

(Cut to the Bridge of the Quest. Fuzzy (looking rather more mature - the fur at his temples gone grey, etc) and Pirica.)

FUZZY:

Good morning, Pirica, my dear. How are you today?

PIRICA:

Very well, thank you, dear. Are the children up yet?

FUZZY:

Bessie and Vanessa are still asleep, but I think Lucian and Robert are awake.

PIRICA:

Oh.

(Back to Gumpity.)

GUMPITY:

What a load of rubbish! I'm sure that's not what happened! Try someone else!

(Cut to Palace Uulamets on Nerpalon 12. Sasha's throneroom. She's in there with Rabbitskovic.)

SASHA:

I --

(Cut back to Gumpity abruptly.)

GUMPITY:

Not her! She was written out! No one cares about her any more!

(Cut to a tropical jungle somewhere. The HNM is sitting at the base of a tree strumming on his banjo, and scowling. Back to Gump immediately.)

GUMPITY:

Him? Oh, this is ridiculous! I'll try to sort things out as best I can. Obviously, the series is over. I really don't know what happened to the others ... but the Network has promised that we won't be forgotten - the cast of the Fuzzy Bunny Show will return ... one day ... in some way ... or at least, that's what they told me. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go. I've got a rehearsal for the latest AR story in half an hour ...

(Gumpity walks away. Credits.)