1. EXT. SPACE.
(Insert: pan up from the feet of someone in a tuxedo.)
Sometimes a mission calls for a certain style...
1. COMPROMISE BRIDGE.
(Ruth at her post.)
...a top secret message from Starfleet Intelligence. (Looks over.) It's from your dad!
(Insert: back to the pan, cross up, past their knees and waist.)
You need the right man for the job.
What's he got that I haven't?
I'll get the list.
(Insert: travel up to their chest.)
You need the right tools for the job.
3. A WORKSHOP.
Now pay attention, 004.
(Someone rips open the wrapper on a condom, and it inflates to become a life-raft.)
(Insert: we finish the pan.)
You need the kind of man who might be shaken...but not stirred.
(The tuxedo guy is in fact Sam IV.)
Ogborn. Sam Ogborn.
(The music explodes into life.)
4. SCENIC ROAD
(Sam drops down from out of shot to land perfectly in the seat of an expensive-looking fancy convertible. He makes little 'yes' hands until he goes to grab the wheel and realises he's landed in the passenger side.)
DAD IV (VO):
Son, you've got forty-seven hours to find those codes and rescue the ambassadors.
5. SAM'S QUARTERS.
(Sam sitting on his bed looking at the comm unit.)
Well, that's never going to help the 'my dad's not a spy' campaign.
Oh, you just think we'll believe anything.
7. SWANKY BAR.
(Sam in his tuxedo.)
Beer - shaken, not stirred.
(At a corner, Sam moving along, hears someone behind him.)
...for the twenty-fourth century's...
(Sam whirls around all martial-arts stance, sees that his follower is absolutely enormous, turns his whirl into a full-circle and runs for his life.)
9. EVIL LAIR.
(Sam on some kind of death machine or another.)
...greatest secret agent.
Do you expect me to talk?
I expect you to scream. Does that count?
10. OBSERVATION LOUNGE.
Great, so as soon as someone kidnaps some ambassadors, our pilot has to go off and hob-nob with a bunch of shapely foreign agents!
Did they mention if any more ambassadors had been kidnapped?
(Over an image of Sam getting out a gun in a casino.)
This season, on an all-new Last Generation.
He's not a spy!!
But wouldn't he say that anyway even if he was a spy?
Yeah, but-- (realises) NO! No he wouldn't!
(Fade to black.)