1. EXT. SPACE. | |
(Insert: pan up from the feet of someone in a tuxedo.) | |
V/O: | Sometimes a mission calls for a certain style... |
1. COMPROMISE BRIDGE. | |
(Ruth at her post.) | |
RUTH: | ...a top secret message from Starfleet Intelligence. (Looks over.) It's from your dad! |
(Insert: back to the pan, cross up, past their knees and waist.) | |
V/O: | You need the right man for the job. |
2. 10-FOREPLAY. | |
EUAN: | What's he got that I haven't? |
RATBAT: | I'll get the list. |
(Insert: travel up to their chest.) | |
V/O: | You need the right tools for the job. |
3. A WORKSHOP. | |
VOICE: | Now pay attention, 004. |
(Someone rips open the wrapper on a condom, and it inflates to become a life-raft.) | |
(Insert: we finish the pan.) | |
V/O: | You need the kind of man who might be shaken...but not stirred. |
(The tuxedo guy is in fact Sam IV.) | |
SAM: | Ogborn. Sam Ogborn. |
(The music explodes into life.) | |
4. SCENIC ROAD | |
(Sam drops down from out of shot to land perfectly in the seat of an expensive-looking fancy convertible. He makes little 'yes' hands until he goes to grab the wheel and realises he's landed in the passenger side.) | |
DAD IV (VO): | Son, you've got forty-seven hours to find those codes and rescue the ambassadors. |
5. SAM'S QUARTERS. | |
(Sam sitting on his bed looking at the comm unit.) | |
SAM: | Well, that's never going to help the 'my dad's not a spy' campaign. |
6. 10-FOREPLAY. | |
CARMEN: | Oh, you just think we'll believe anything. |
7. SWANKY BAR. | |
(Sam in his tuxedo.) | |
SAM: | Beer - shaken, not stirred. |
V/O: | Get ready... |
8. CORRIDOR. | |
(At a corner, Sam moving along, hears someone behind him.) | |
V/O: | ...for the twenty-fourth century's... |
(Sam whirls around all martial-arts stance, sees that his follower is absolutely enormous, turns his whirl into a full-circle and runs for his life.) | |
9. EVIL LAIR. | |
(Sam on some kind of death machine or another.) | |
V/O: | ...greatest secret agent. |
SAM: | Do you expect me to talk? |
FAMILIAR VOICE: | I expect you to scream. Does that count? |
10. OBSERVATION LOUNGE. | |
RATBAT: | Great, so as soon as someone kidnaps some ambassadors, our pilot has to go off and hob-nob with a bunch of shapely foreign agents! |
SUZY: | Did they mention if any more ambassadors had been kidnapped? |
11. TITLES. | |
(Over an image of Sam getting out a gun in a casino.) | |
V/O: | This season, on an all-new Last Generation. |
(Music stops.) | |
12. 10-FOREPLAY. | |
SAM: | He's not a spy!! |
LEILA: | But wouldn't he say that anyway even if he was a spy? |
SAM: | Yeah, but-- (realises) NO! No he wouldn't! |
(Fade to black.) |