SEASON TWO EPISODE THREE | |
THE END OF THE REIGN OF THE PIRATE KING part 2 | |
(The title sequence rolls, and we see the Malt Shoppe. Fuzzy runs in, breathless, and dives behind the counter. A few seconds pass and Bunniquette runs in, followed by Gumman, Bullocksnap, Earless, Abbie, Westminster, Sasha, Uulamets, Rabbo, Ralph, Lennie, Howie, Tessa and Lucky) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Where is he? I saw him come in here. What was he talking about? I'll kill him! Where are you, you slimy rat? |
GUMMAN: | This is all my fault. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Shut up, old man. Come out, Fuzzy! I know you're here! |
(Suddenly she notices the tips of Fuzzy's ears behind the counter. She roars:) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Aha! |
(And then she jumps behind the counter with him. There is a few seconds of commotion and she stands up, dragging Fuzzy by the ear) | |
FUZZY: | I guess you found me, eh? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Yee-ess... |
FUZZY: | Anyone for a carrot milkshake?... |
BUNNIQUETTE: | No-o... |
FUZZY: | I'd better be going, then. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | No way, cottontail. Tell me what you meant when you said that Hoppy was my niece. And no bullshit, or I'll rip your throat out. |
FUZZY: | I see. |
UULAMETS: | Regrettably, it seems the time for secrets is past. Tell her everything, Fuzzy. |
FUZZY: | Why me? I learned most of it from you, Teddy. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Just...TELL...ME. |
FUZZY: | Right. Fine. Good. No probs. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | NOW! |
FUZZY: | Yes. Yep. Sure. Uh, you see... Well, I don't really know much about it. All I can tell you is that you are somehow Hoppy's aunt. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | But Hoppy and I aren't related -- |
FUZZY: | I know. That's what makes it weird. But you're still her aunt. It's a 'Bunny Fun' thing. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Curse him! |
FUZZY: | Who? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Bunny Fun the First. He ruined Hoppy's life and now he's done the same to me. How long have you known about this? |
FUZZY: | Umm... only for a very long time... |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Grrr!... Say, does this mean that you also know who I'm destined to marry? |
UULAMETS: | ...Yes. But you don't have any children because his-- |
SASHA: | We muchly diswant to know. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Who... is... he? |
FUZZY: | You'd probably prefer it if you didn't know. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | I knew it. |
SASHA: | What? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | I knew it. It's him. |
ABBIE | ...What do you mean? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | I knew there was some reason why you wanted him to join the crew when we went to Ubunnia. |
SASHA & ABBIE: | Uh oh. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | It's -- him! I gave to marry HIM! |
(She swings her fist. It seems as though she's going to punch someone, but she just points. At Chris) | |
CHRIS RABBO: | Now do you understand why ever since I met you I've-- |
(The ship rocks violently.) | |
TESSA: | What was that? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Someone shooting at us! It's those damn UBF Special Forces bastards again. I'll kill them. Now Christopher Rabbo, you are right this instant going to tell me how you were able to defeat them last time. |
CHRIS RABBO: | Not in great deal. All that matters is that you can do it too. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | I can? |
CHRIS RABBO: | I hope so...because I don't think I'll be able to do it this time. |
FUZZY: | They'll board us again. We can't stop them. We'll meet them at the primary airlock. |
(Cut to the primary airlock, where we find Fuzzy, Bunniquette, Rabbo, Abbie, Uulamets, Sasha, and Lucky, plus Rufus, Yasta, Leapflog and B9.) | |
RUFUS: | Don't try anything silly this time. Just surrender yourselves peacefully. We'll make sure the courts go easy on you. |
FUZZY: | But you said we'd all be killed. |
RUFUS: | Oh, yeah. B9? |
(With a silent nod, B9 blasts Sasha, who falls to the floor, unconscious) | |
UULAMETS: | Daughter!! |
FUZZY: | Sasha!! |
(Fuzzy and Teddy rush to her side.) | |
FUZZY: | ... She's alive. But if she's hurt, I swear I'll-- |
RUFUS: | Save it, you pirate scum. |
(Suddenly barging past Uulamets, B9 grabs Sasha) | |
RUFUS: | If you don't surrender, I will have B9 destroy the girl. |
(Fuzzy scowls at Rufus and turns to Uulamets, who nods) | |
FUZZY: | ... as commander of this vessel, I hereby surrender this ship and all within to the United Bunny Fleet Special Forces Branch. |
ABBIE: | Oh, no. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Hold it. This is the bit where I do that fancy thing like Chris did last time. How do I do it, Rabbo? |
CHRIS RABBO: | Well... it should have automatically happened by now. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | It hasn't. |
CHRIS RABBO: | I don't think it's going to. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | But you said-- |
CHRIS RABBO: | I... must have been wr... wr... wrong. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Swell. |
RUFUS: | That's enough chat. Leapflog, cuff 'em. |
(As Leapflog moves towards our heroes, she trips over Rabbo's foot and her helmet falls off) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Holy shit! |
FUZZY: | Good grief! |
UULAMETS: | It can't be! |
(It's Hoppy Lashes) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | It's Hoppy! |
ABBIE: | Hoppy tried to kill us! |
BUNNIQUETTE: | And if this Leapflog chick is Hoppy-- |
(Bunniquette leaps at B9, ripping off his helmet. It's Mal) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | I knew it! Jeez! What the hell are you doing, Mal? You nearly offed Sasha! |
YASTA: | It's no use. They've been brainwashed. |
FUZZY: | Why? |
YASTA: | Because they both fit into the Bunny Fun Legacy. And now that the truth is out, we might as well admit that the real reason we've been after you is that our sensors told us there are two more Bunny Fun descendants aboard this ship. |
ABBIE: | Why did you brainwash Hoppy and Mal? |
YASTA: | Descendants of Bunny Fun have access to great power. They can be turned into invincible warriors. |
FUZZY: | And you're here to get out other two BFDs? |
YASTA: | Yes - Uulamets and Sasha. This is the real reason why we have been following Teddy Uulamets. We've been after you ever since you last left Ubunnia. |
(The good guys all begin to laugh) | |
RUFUS: | What? What? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | You losers! It's not Teddy and Sasha! It's-- |
CHRIS RABBO: | Best if they don't know, 'Quette. |
RUFUS: | Fine. Leapflog, test them all. |
(Leapflog suddenly covers our heroes in some kind of sticky webbing. They can't move. Leapflog produces a small device) | |
YASTA: | Check Fuzzy first. |
(Leapflog waves the device over Fuzzy's head. It beeps.) | |
YASTA: | No, it's not him, then. Try the Cleveland girl. |
(Leapflog repeats the process with Abbie.) | |
RUFUS: | It's not her either, then. Check... that O'Bunbun slut. |
(Leapflog moves towards Bunniquette) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Slut? Did he call me a slut? Don't bother with your little BFD detector, Hop. I'll save you the trouble! |
(Bunniquette's eyes light up and the web is instantly incinerated. She roars at Rufus and Yasta and they both turn to stone. Leapflog and B9 (Hoppy and Mal) simply stand there, like zombies.) | |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Well, that takes care of the UBF's SF branch. Let's get back to the Malt Shoppe. Chris and I have to announce our engagement. |
ABBIE: | You're going to marry him? |
BUNNIQUETTE: | If I don't, the entire universe may cease to exist. |
CHRIS RABBO: | From the second she met me, she knew she was in love. |
BUNNIQUETTE: | Don't push your luck, bozo. |
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