SEASON TWO EPISODE SEVEN

NAME THAT WALRUS Part TWO

(Gumman's surgery. The entire cast is assembled there: Fuzzy, Sasha, Uulamets, Rabbo, Bunniquette, Hoppy, Mal, Abbie, Westminster, Earless, Bullocksnap, Lucky, Tessa, Ralph, Lennie, Howie, and the Undertaker.)

FUZZY:

...so that's the sitch, gang. Rufus and Yasta are running around somewhere aboard the ship. If we don't capture them ASAP, they could cause trouble, and we'll have the UBF knocking on our door again.

UNDERTAKER:

Rufus and Yasta work for the UBF Special Forces unit. They have been specially trained and have unique and dangerous powers. They were obviously sent to destroy you because their leader, the alien bodysnatcher that has replaced the UBF boss, knows that you people aboard this ship are the last UBF agents in the universe who haven't been killed and replaced by alien fakes.

FUZZY:

What? We're the last? --

UNDERTAKER:

Yes. Every other living being to have ever worked for the UBF has been murdered and substituted with an alien replica.

FUZZY:

Every one...? All?

UNDERTAKER:

That's right.

(Abbie, Sasha, Earless, Bullocksnap, and Uulamets look shocked and devastated as they realise what Fuzzy is worried about.)

SASHA:

Oh no. Fuzzy, I am so sorry.

ABBIE

Oh, my lord. Fuzzy -

FUZZY:

My father.

UNDERTAKER:

I beg your pardon?

FUZZY:

My father. That means my father is dead.

EARLESS:

What a waste of a good man. Ghuzzy Bunny was unparalleled in skill.

UNDERTAKER:

Ghuzzy? Ghuzzy Bunny is your father?

FUZZY:

Yes. He was.

UNDERTAKER:

No! Listen! Ghuzzy Bunny is alive! He's down there on Tooty-Mondongo, locked up in the UBF base. It was while I was down there trying to rescue him that the UBF discovered me and sent troops after me.

FUZZY:

Tessa! Teleport Howie and Bunniquette to the Bridge. Keep an eye out for Rufus and Yasta, but set us on a course back down to the planet. We must rescue my father.

TESSA:

Yessir.

(Tessa, Howie, and Bunniquette vanish.)

UNDERTAKER:

Ghuzzy is being held by the last real Bunny in the UBF, who is unfortunately on the side of the alien impostors. We must save Ghuzzy and defeat his captor and her minions.

ABBIE

Her? Who is she?

UNDERTAKER:

An Earther. Name of Pirica DeBunny. Evilest bitch you'll ever meet. Got some mighty big grudge against Fuzzy's father, too.

FUZZY:

No wonder. She hates me.

UNDERTAKER:

You know her?

FUZZY:

Yes... she vowed to destroy my entire family.

WESTMINSTER:

Why?

FUZZY:

Because... on the day we were supposed to be married, I stole one of the wedding presents and blasted off into space with it, leaving her before she even reached the church.

EVERYONE ELSE:

You were engaged to her?!?!!

ABBIE

What was the wedding present you stole?

FUZZY:

It was the Insectblanket.

(Cut to the Bridge. The lighting seems to be down; blown bulb or something. It is thus considerably darker here than usual. Tessa, Howie and Bunniquette appear.)

BUNNIQUETTE:

Right. So let's get back down to Tooty-Mondongo. We've gotta save Fuzzy's old man. Howie, secure the door, so Rufus and Yasta can't get in. Tessa, fix up the lights. I can't pilot a starship if I can't see.

(Howie closes and locks the only door that leads from the Bridge to the rest of the ship.)

HOWIE:

I'll chainsaw-fuse the lock. Then the door will be absolutely unopenable. We can teleport out when we're finished and then replace the door after we've rescued Ghuzzy.

(Tessa uses her magic to restore the Bridge's lighting. As she does, we suddenly see that Rufus and Yasta were hiding in the shadows the whole time. Before the good guys can act, Yasta lunges forward, knocking out Tessa.)

BUNNIQUETTE:

Oh, shit! Howie, you take Rufus.

(Howie's chain starts up, and Bunniquette frantically draws her blaster.)

RUFUS:

You might as well give up, fools. Our masters have taken control of the entire UBF, and the universe will be next!

(Howie tries to stop Rufus, but the latter uses his distending abilities to evade each of Howie's attacks. In seconds, Howie is completely ensnared within the gooey folds of Rufus' body. While this is happening, Bunniquette is firing at Yasta, while trying not to damage any of the bridge's equipment. Yasta transforms her body into something rather blaster-proof and advances on 'Quette quickly. Seeing that she's out-matched, Bunniquette turns and runs for the door. But Howie was right - it can't be opened. Bunniquette starts blasting at it with her gun, but before she an get it off its hinges, she is thumped by Yasta and loses consciousness.)

RUFUS:

We certainly will take this ship down to Tooty-Mondongo ... but not to rescue Ghuzzy Bunny. Fuzzy Bunny and his entire crew will be executed, leaving the galaxy at our mercy. With Pirica DeBunny leading us, we can't fail! A toast to Pirica DeBunny!

(Rufus lifts up the unconscious chainsaws, Yasta lifts up Bunniquette, and they do a sort of 'cheers' thing with their fallen opponents.)

RUFUS & YASTA:

To Pirica!

(Back to Gumman's surgery.)

RABBO:

Hey ... quiet. Did you guys hear that?

EARLESS:

What?

RABBO:

It sounded like ... blaster fire! Bunniquette's in trouble!

UNDERTAKER:

Rufus and Yasta must have been waiting on the bridge. This ship has been captured by the enemy.

FUZZY:

Well, we've no choice. We'll have to storm the Bridge in a head-on assault. We outnumber them heaps-to-one. They can't stand up to all of us. Lucky and Uulamets can lead the charge, being the most powerful.

LUCKY:

Verily. Let's goeth.

(Suddenly there is a blue-ish tinge to everything.)

WESTMINSTER:

What's the creepy blue light?

UNDERTAKER:

This is bad. It looks like Yasta has set up one of her Thaumic Containment Fields. From the Bridge, she can boost the field to envelop the entire ship. Until it's turned off, no magic will work aboard the Sea Kidney.

UULAMETS:

Damn! They've got my apprentice, they've kidnapped one of our BFDs they've taken control of the ship, and now my magic won't work and our pet Thunder God has been reduced to a state of virtual Uselessness.

(The ship rocks. They've landed on Tooty-Mondongo.)

FUZZY:

We've landed on Tooty-Mondongo.

GUMMAN:

We're done for. Rufus and Yasta will have the whole of the UBF out there waiting for us.

LENNIE:

There's absolutely no way we're gonna live through this.

WESTMINSTER:

So whatta we do?

(The whole crew look to Fuzzy, who turns to the Undertaker.)

FUZZY:

You heard him, Toxicon. What should we do?

UNDERTAKER:

... Gumman and the chainsaw are right. Our chances of survival are non-existent.

(The door is blown off its hinges. Rufus, Yasta, and dozens upon dozens of alien UBF soldiers can be seen, all armed to the teeth.)

RUFUS:

I'm glad you agree, rebel. You are Regis Toxicon. You have been sentenced to death for crimes against the UBF High Command.

BULLOCKSNAP:

Chris, I think now's a good time for you to use your BFD powers to save us.

YASTA:

Not a chance, you geriatric buffoon. The previous victories of your BFDs have been nothing but luck. BFD powers are so erratic that they almost never operate at the correct time, and besides that, my Thaumic Containment Field prevents their use. This time, we've won. Rufus, kill the Undertaker. The other rebels will be escorted to Pirica's prison, where they will await their punishment.

(Rufus produces a blaster and blows Toxicon's head off.)

ABBIE:

Oh, my --!

SASHA:

Gasp!

WESTMINSTER:

Oh, good lord, I've got his brains on my fur!!!

RUFUS:

The illustrious career of Lord Fuzzy has come to an end.

(Fuzzy and Co. are shocked into submission by the brutal murder of the Undertaker. The bad guys have won. We cut to a dark, slimy dungeon. Chained up along the walls are Westminster, Abbie, Earless, Bullocksnap, Lennie, Tessa, Howie, Ralph, Sasha, Uulamets, Lucky, and Gumman. Hoppy and Mal stand in the corner, blank stares on their faces. Everyone's unconscious, not to mention badly bruised. But Abbie wakes up. On either side of her are Sasha and Gumman. She turns to Sasha.)

ABBIE:

Sasha! Wake... up! We have to ... escape!

(Sasha stirs.)

ABBIE:

Yes! Wake UP, for heaven's sake! The UBF have caught us! Unless we escape, we're doomed!

(Cut to a smaller individual cell, where we find Bunniquette and Rabbo.)

BUNNIQUETTE:

There must be some way we can get out of here.

RABBO:

It's unlikely. Now that the UBF have caught us, I don't think they'll make it easy for us to get away.

BUNNIQUETTE:

But we can try to use these stupid BFD powers that we each have! Then we can--

RABBO:

No. I'm afraid that the entire planet is protected by one of Yasta's TC Fields. We're helpless. I just hope they haven't hurt the others.

BUNNIQUETTE:

What makes you think the others are still alive? They slaughtered that Undertaker guy. Just killed him. Bang. Just ... killed him. Murdered.

(Bunniquette begins to sob, to her surprise. Chris puts an arm around her.)

RABBO:

Don't give up, carrot-lips. Where there's life, there's hope.

BUNNIQUETTE:

B-but you said there was no way we could escape ...

RABBO:

I didn't say that. I just said it wouldn't be easy.

(Cut to a typical ornate throne room. At the centre sits the ruthless and beautiful Pirica DeBunny. At her feet, in chains, cut and injured, are Fuzzy Bunny and his father, Ghuzzy, both unconscious. A vicious kick from Pirica shakes Fuzzy from his painful oblivion.)

DEBUNNY:

Wakey-wakey, Fuzzikins!

FUZZY:

P - Pirica? Pirica!

DEBUNNY:

You got it, sleazeball. And boy, are you ever gonna pay for leavin' me!

(Credits.)