| SEASON THREE, EPISODE TWELVE | |
| EPILOGUE II | |
| (The Malt Shoppe. Everyone is there: Fuzzy, Sasha, Teddy, Abbie, Earless, Westminster, Gumman, Pirica, Tessa, Lennie, Ralph, Hoppy, Laff, Bunniquette, Rabbo.) | |
| FUZZY: | Listen up, people. I’ve spoken to Abbie and we’ve come to a decision. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Like what? |
| FUZZY: | It’s over. |
| HOPPY: | What? |
| FUZZY: | This whole thing is over. We’re taking you all home. No more wandering. Please form a line in front of Abbie and tell her on which planet you’d like us to drop you off. Abbie and Westminster will be staying aboard the Sea Kidney, while myself, Sasha and Uulamets will be travelling together in the Insectblanket. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | You’re kicking us out? |
| FUZZY: | Yes. That’s right. I think it’s for the best. |
| EARLESS: | Well... I’ll be staying with Abbigail and Biggles. |
| LAFF: | I’d like to join my sister on Tooty-Mondongo. |
| HOPPY: | Yes. The UBF. That’s where I should be too. |
| RABBO: | Take me back to Earth. I’ll rebuild my empire among the ruins of Ubunnia. |
| PIRICA: | I would like to reopen the UBF base on Nerpalon 12. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | With my help. |
| GUMMAN: | And mine. The Nerpalon 12 UBF station will need a medical officer. |
| LENNIE: | If it’s all right, Fuzzy, Tessa and I would like to stay with you. That was Tess can continue her apprenticeship and I can help you out with any jobs that need doing around the ‘Blanket. |
| RALPH: | For a similar reason, I would like to stay with Abbie and her family aboard the Sea Kidney. |
| FUZZY: | Right. I’m glad we’ve sorted that out. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | I can’t believe you’re evicting us like this. |
| LAFF: | It does seem rather unfair. |
| WESTMINSTER: | Oh, what a dramatic day this is. |
| RABBO: | If only things were boring, like they were yesterday. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Boredom was much nicer than being thrown out of our home. |
| FUZZY: | Ha! Ha, ha! Didn’t I tell you? The second something dramatic happens, you start to blubber again! Well, I hope you’ve learnt your lesson. This whole thing was a trick. I’m not really kicking you out. We’re not really splitting up. No one has to leave. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | But Fuzzy... maybe it would be best if we all left. Ever since you stole the Insectblanket and left Earth, you’ve constantly been putting up with losers like us causing trouble. It’s only fair that we all leave you alone so you can get on with your life properly. |
| FUZZY: | You’re joking? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | No. |
| LAFF: | I agree with ‘Quette. Fuzzy deserves to spend some time alone with his girlfriend. He needs some peace, so he can prepare himself for the day when he becomes king. |
| GUMMAN: | Yeah... I’m happy to leave. I never really intended to stay anyway. My original plan was just to do the tea-bag episode and then go home. |
| PIRICA: | Hands up everyone who says we should all leave Fuzzy’s ship? |
| (Everyone puts up their hand except Fuzzy, Sasha, Uulamets, Lennie and Tessa.) | |
| ABBIE: | It’s settled then. Fuzzy, you, the King, the Princess, and the two chainsaws can take the Insectblanket and go. Westminster and I will use the Sea Kidney to make sure that everybody else gets to the planets they chose just now. |
| FUZZY: | Hang on, guys, I didn’t really want you to go— |
| WESTMINSTER: | It’s all right, Fuzz. We don’t mind. |
| FUZZY: | But I’d hate to live without you guys! I don’t want you to go! Honestly, I don’t! |
| SASHA: | It’s something they have to do, Fuzzy. All these people have spent years away from their homes and families, and it’s only natural that they should want to revisit their roots. |
| RABBO: | Yeah. I’ve got this awesome oak tree, and it— |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Shut up, Chris. |
| FUZZY: | You guys mean it? You’re all leaving? |
| EVERYONE BUT FUZZY: | Yes. |
| (We see a long shot of the Insectblanket swimming through space. Cut to the Bridge. Fuzzy, Sasha, Uulamets, Tessa, Lennie.) | |
| FUZZY: | It’s only been half an hour since the others took off, and I miss them already. It’s so quiet. No Westminster complaining about my serious space opera, no Gumman spouting rubbish about tea-bag illnesses, no Rabbo saying completely and utterly ridiculous things... |
| SASHA: | Cheer up, Fuzzy. You’ve still got us. |
| FUZZY: | I love you Sasha, but I feel terrible. I told them all to leave as a joke to make them un-bored, and now they really have left! |
| SASHA: | Back to their homes and families. |
| FUZZY: | But this was their home! We were their family! Now they’re all split up! They must miss each other terribly! After being together for so long— |
| SASHA: | Don’t be upset, Fuzzy. |
| UULAMETS: | Daughter... it’s time. |
| SASHA: | What? |
| UULAMETS: | I’ve held off this for as long as I could, but now there’s nothing I can do. |
| FUZZY: | What are you talking about? |
| SASHA: | Father! You don’t mean— |
| UULAMETS: | Yes, my dear. I’m dying. |
| FUZZY: | What? No! If only Gumman was still here— |
| UULMETS: | Too late for that. Do not mourn me. I had a good life. I wish to be buried in the Palace Gardens on Nerpalon 12. Next to the roses that my Anastasia planted the day I married her. |
| SASHA: | Oh, don’t die, Father! |
| FUZZY: | Yeah! What she said! |
| UULAMETS: | Farewell, my friends. |
| (Teddy Uulamets passes away. Sasha begins to sob. Fuzzy and the chainsaws look on uncomfortably.) | |
| SASHA: | Good bye, Father. |
| FUZZY: | I’m so sorry, Sash. |
| LENNIE: | Ditto. |
| TESSA: | Me too. |
| SASHA: | Fuzzy... do you know what this means? |
| FUZZY: | What? |
| SASHA: | We must return to Nerpalon 12 immediately. |
| FUZZY: | Yes, for the funeral. |
| SASHA: | No. For the coronation. |
| FUZZY: | The what? |
| SASHA: | As of now, Fuzzy, you are the King of the entire Nerpalon System – and I your queen. |
| FUZZY: | Oh my goodness! |
| (Lennie and Tessa bow to them.) | |
| TESSA: | Hail, King Fuzzy. |
| LENNIE: | Praise Queen Uulamets! |
| FUZZY: | Help! |
| (The End.) |
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