| EPISODE THREE | |
| THE GRONDOGLICON LINK | |
| (Queen Sasha’s throne room in Palace Uulamets on Nerpalon 12. Sasha is seated on her throne. Hoppy, Lasher, Dif, Finch and Skend are kneeling before her.) | |
| HOPPY: | ...and then Warden Ichorpuss lent us a starship and we came straight here. Your daughter is in terrible trouble! |
| SASHA: | It’s remarkable. |
| HOPPY: | Pardon? |
| SASHA: | You. Hoppy “Sorensen”, did you say your name was? And your sister, Lasher. You both look exactly like Hoppy. |
| HOPPY: | I... I am Hoppy, Your Highness. |
| SASHA: | No. I mean Hoppy Lashes VIII. |
| LASHER: | It’s this BFD stuff again! Weird! |
| SASHA: | Unfortunately, Hoppy Lashes is off-world on a UBF assignment right now, or else you could meet her. It seems obvious that you two Sorensen girls are actually two of her nine missing children. |
| THE SORENSENS: | What? What are you talking about? |
| DIF: | Grzshfik said that all of us were the missing children of Hoppy Lashes VIII! This is really bizarre! |
| SASHA: | There’s more of you? |
| FINCH: | Back on Earth. Four more of us. Nancy Morrison, Glock Spielberg, that half-Nunklon Oonf, and Ferdie. |
| SASHA: | Ferdie? |
| FINCH: | Mal John Tom Chris Ferdinand Bunny. |
| SASHA: | Oh, my. It is you! Hoppy’s children! The Last BFDs! |
| HOPPY: | This chick is bonkers. |
| (Cut to Anastasia’s control room. Glock (still working on the radio), and Goatee. Anastasia enters.) | |
| GOATEE: | Where have you been? |
| ANASTASIA: | Outside keeping watch. Every day the Nunklon patrols come closer to my little home. I have to be careful, so every morning I go outside with a photon bazooka and discourage them from entering this district of the city by blowing them up. |
| GOATEE: | I... see. Do you know where Nancy is? |
| ANASTASIA: | The nice girl? No. Haven’t seen her. Why? |
| GOATEE: | She... seems... to be missing. |
| ANASTASIA: | Oh. I hope she hasn’t wandered off and been caught by Grzshfik and his minions. |
| GOATEE: | I don’t think that’s likely. She’s very powerful. She can take care of herself. |
| ANASTASIA: | Well, then you needn’t worry. |
| GOATEE: | No, I suppose not. Anyway... I think I’ll go and talk to Oonf and Ferdie. |
| (Cut to the tank. Ferdie, Oonf and Goatee.) | |
| GOATEE: | ...and I’m quite concerned. |
| OONF: | Perhaps you could use your magic to locate her? |
| GOATEE: | Yes... yes, that’s a good idea. |
| (Goatee’s eyes begin to glow with a bright pink light. Suddenly the pink flashes blue, and Goatee experiences | |
| (FLASHBACK: For a split second we see a shot of Sasha (all blue, due to one of Yasta’s TCFGs) carrying the baby Goatee through the palace nearly eighteen years ago, during the King Fuzzy trilogy.) | |
| OONF: | Goat? Are you all right? What did you see? |
| GOATEE: | I can’t find Nancy. But I felt an area of... of magicklessness! A pocket of blue! Yasta! It was one of Yasta’s TCFGs! Someone has used a TCFG to inhibit Nancy’s powers! |
| FERDIE: | Can you take us there? |
| GOATEE: | Yes. I can track the blueness that has enveloped her! She’s nearby! |
| (Cut to BB and Nancy, still tied up in the dark room. The door bursts open in a shower of flames and Ferdie, Goatee and Oonf rush in.) | |
| FERDIE: | Nancy! |
| GOATEE: | B— Baik-baik? Baik-baik! It’s Baik-baik! |
| (They quickly untie and de-gag the two prisoners.) | |
| GOATEE: | BB! What are you doing here? |
| BAIK-BAIK: | That bitch Anastasia captured me when I came to Earth looking for you! Ever since you went missing, I’ve been frantic! |
| GOATEE: | I was kidnapped by Grzshfik and brought here to Ubunnia.Glock’s band of rebels rescued me and we’ve been on the run from the Nunklons ever since. |
| NANCY: | I’m so sorry, Goatee! I was positive that we could trust the Quintessa, but she betrayed me and locked me up. I don’t think she likes me much. |
| GOATEE: | Good for you! |
| (Goatee raises her left hand, which begins to glow. Cut to the control room. Glock is still trying to fix the radio, and Anastasia is there. She is holding a small electronic device in her hand. A large blue light on the device is lit. The light explodes in a tiny shower of blue plastic as the small globe shatters.) | |
| ANASTASIA: | My last TCFG! What the hell? |
| (Back to Goatee, Nancy, BB, Oonf and Ferdie. Nancy returns to her normal colouring.) | |
| GOATEE: | There. My magic took care of the TCFG. |
| NANCY: | Thanks! |
| (A ribbon of pink energy erupts fromNancy’s forehead. Cut back to Anastasia and Glock. Suddenly the pink light from Nancy’s head encircles Anastasia’s.) | |
| ANASTASIA: | What--? Hey! Morrison?! Get out of my mind, you little tramp! |
| (Telepathically, we hear Nancy say:) | |
| NANCY’S VOICE: | You treacherous, nasty, treacherous, nasty, treacherous... nasty! You will suffer for your crimes against Princess Goat! |
| ANASTASIA: | In a pig’s eye, I will! Now get out of my head or Spielberg gets it! |
| (Anastasia produces her photon bazooka and aims it at Glock, who is shocked.) | |
| GLOCK: | Now just a second, babe. I— |
| NANCY’S VOICE: | Stupid Nunklon! You don’t realise the extent of my power, Quintessa. As long as you are caught within my telepathic grip, you are helpless! Incapable of acting against me! |
| ANASTASIA: | Oh, bugger! I can’t move my trigger finger! |
| NANCY’S VOICE: | You’re Rufussed, cow! |
| GLOCK: | I’m not fond of people who point guns at me. |
| (Glock fires off a quick Glockblast at the bazooka, which is utterly destroyed. Anastasia is lucky not to lose several fingers.) | |
| GLOCK: | Stupid Quintessa Bunnyon. |
| (Nancy, Goatee, BB, Oonf and Ferdie enter.) | |
| GOATEE: | I knew you’d double-cross us, Sarossy-Mammalworth. |
| ANASTASIA: | Oh, stop calling me that, you brainless baby! |
| (Nancy glares angrily at Anastasia, who suddenly clutches at her head in pain.) | |
| NANCY: | A little respect for the Princess! |
| ANASTASIA: | All right! All right! Fine! Just make the pain stop! |
| NANCY: | Very well. Glock, see that she is carrying no more weapons, and tie her up. |
| (Cut to Sasha’s throne room. The Queen is still talking to the five rebels.) | |
| HOPPY: | So... that’s the story, eh? The story of Bunny Fun and the Great Zucchini. And that’s why we have these powers? |
| SASHA: | Yes. And because the Legacy ended shortly after your conception, you are the last to have the BFD powers. |
| DIF: | So... we’re all siblings? Me, Hoppy, Lasher, Oonf, Glock, Nancy, Skend, Ferdie and Finch? |
| SASHA: | Yes. You’re all closely related, but the Telebortion pill that Hoppy Lashes took sent you off to different parents. It’s an alarming coincidence that you all met up. |
| FINCH: | I don’t think it’s a coincidence at all! I think it’s fate! |
| SASHA: | Could be. |
| (Cut to the small, dark room. Anastasia is bound and gagged. In the control room we find the five rebels.) | |
| NANCY: | Thanks for rescuing us, gang. |
| BAIK-BAIK: | Yes! I’m so glad you’re safe, Goatee! |
| GOATEE: | I’m just happy that we’ve taken care of the “Quintessa Bunnyon”. |
| GLOCK: | I wonder if the others ever found the Grondoglicon Link? |
| NANCY: | I’ll scan for them and see. |
| (Nancy throws a telepathic net over the city searching for Dif, Finch, Skend, Hoppy and Lasher.) | |
| NANCY: | I... don’t sense them. Wherever they are, they’re not in Fleeton any more! |
| FERDIE: | Then they must have found the Link and made it to the Nerpalon System! Earth will be saved! |
| BAIK-BAIK: | Yay! Now let’s follow them. |
| GLOCK: | To Grondoglicon? But we don’t know where the teleporter station is. |
| BAIK-BAIK: | We don’t need to. I have a starship. |
| GOATEE: | The Tonsilcrash? |
| BAIK-BAIK: | Yep. We can fly back to Nerpalon 12 immediately! |
| OONF: | Wonderful. |
| NANCY: | That’s great! |
| GLOCK: | I’ll go get the hoverbikes and the tank. |
| (Glock exits. Oonf goes with him.) | |
| GOATEE: | But... the Nunklons will surely detect us taking off and try to shoot us down. |
| BAIK-BAIK: | That’s a risk I’m willing to take. Besides, for all we know, Bullocksnap’s got a whole armada on the way to take care of the Nunks. So don’t panic. Everything will be fine. |
| GOATEE: | What do we do about Anastasia? |
| BAIK-BAIK: | Don’t know. Either we leave her here to rot, or we take her to Grondoglicon and make sure she stays there. |
| GOATEE: | Um... |
| GOATEE & BB: | ...yeah, let her rot. |
| (THE END) |
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