| SEASON SIX EPISODE FOUR | |
| THE RETURN OF THE PIRATE KING | |
| (The Yoople City hospital. Hoppy and Fuzzy lie in two of the beds, unconscious. Gumman, Skunky and Mac are there. Hoppy is wearing her UBF battlesuit.) | |
| SKUNKY: | No change? |
| GUMMAN: | I'm afraid not. Hoppy's gone into a coma, and Fuzzy's still recovering from the trauma of unprotected dimensional travel and exposure to the merciless void of space. If Gumpity hadn't found him, he would've been dead pretty quick. |
| MAC: | Well ... I'm off to my lab. Admiral DeBunny and I are going to do some more work on trying to simulate the "Gooey Pink Wonder-Drug" that kept Hoppy healthy before Aracus cured her. Won't be easy, though, now that the Nunklon homeworld's been blown up. We can't get hold of the main ingredients of the serum. We're trying to mix up something that'll do the same job, but ... |
| SKUNKY: | Just do your best, Baron Oligarchy. |
| MAC: | Ouch! Please, call me Mac. |
| (Oyster's house. Oyster and Anastasia. Anastasia is still wearing the outfit she picked up in Hell, and she is kneeling at his feet.) | |
| OYSTER: | Troublemaker, it is -- |
| (The red glow in his eyes fades momentarily. ) | |
| OYSTER: | Ooo-wouch! What's going on? I ... banana shorthand, the whales are jumping baloney stalks! |
| ANASTASIA: | I humbly beg your pardon, Master? |
| OYSTER: | When the kitchen leaps, I do not feed the nunnery. Wobbada-wobbada-wobbada! Shuh-moo-wah! |
| ANASTASIA: | Ah-ha! Weirdness seizure, eh? Body adapting to the Demon King powers, eh? Right! |
| (She stands up and throws off her Hellish robes, revealing the standard indecent purple dress.) | |
| ANASTASIA: | No more "yes master, how-can-I-serve-you-boss?" for this little black duck. Now that you're on your way back to what passes for normal, I needn't continue the submissive disciple act that kept you from slaughtering me when we were in Hell. I'm outta here, you jumped-up little archfiend! And don't expect me to obey you again! Got it? |
| OYSTER: | Pass the marbles, lady chair-grinder! |
| ANASTASIA: | Good! |
| (Anastasia storms out. Cut back to the hospital. Mac and Skunky have left, and now Sasha and Bunniquette are here with Gumman.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | What's the story, quack? |
| GUMMAN: | "The Ugly Duckling", from the sounds of things. But seriously ... Fuzzy's condition is slowly improving, but ... if anyone hits the battlesuit's off switch, Hoppy'll die instantly. Poink. Just like that. |
| SASHA: | How long do you think it is being before Fuzzy will be waking up? |
| GUMMAN: | Oh, it'll be a few days at least. He's not a well bunny. |
| (Fuzzy opens his eyes. He looks a little crazed.) | |
| GUMMAN: | He -- |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | -- just opened his eyes, is what! |
| SASHA: | Fuzzy! |
| (Fuzzy sits up.) | |
| FUZZY: | I'm ... back in Yoople City? How? |
| SASHA: | We don't know! Gumpity found you floating in space! |
| FUZZY: | Oh, the adventures I had! A year and a half living in the Rock Nest with the Rebels! And ... BB. And ... the Landing's gone ... black! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | We know. Oyster told us. |
| FUZZY: | The Landing ... the Landing! When I was there ... he spoke to me! He ... he ... |
| GUMMAN: | "He" who? |
| FUZZY: | He ... Teddy Uulamets! |
| (Fuzzy passes out again.) | |
| SASHA: | What?! |
| GUMMAN: | Pay no attention to his ramblings, Sasha. Delusions brought on by his unsafe dimensional displacement. |
| SASHA: | Oh. |
| (Anastasia's house. Mac, Jupie, Grovelspit. Anastasia enters.) | |
| MAC: | Duchess! You're back. |
| ANASTASIA: | Yeah. I gave that deranged shellfish demon the slip. He's gone bonkers again. How was the conference? |
| MAC: | Rather eventful. We were set up by Gumman's old flame. Turns out she's married to that rhino guy now, and they nearly toaster-caked us. |
| ANASTASIA: | Interesting. And it was after dropping you off that the dinosaur found Fuzzy? |
| MAC: | Apparently. |
| ANASTASIA: | Hmmm ... Inin Hibbisha assured me he wouldn't be back for months. |
| JUPIE: | What? You're dealing with the Uninhibited Goddess? |
| ANASTASIA: | Keep it quiet. Now if I could just contact that other woman ... that Neck-Chomper one ... ooh, the fun I could have if I had her on-side ... |
| (There is a burst of flame, and Valium appears.) | |
| ANASTASIA: | You! |
| VALIUM: | So ... you're interested in forming an alliance with Queen Ch'zzi, eh? |
| ANASTASIA: | She's the queen now, eh? Even better! |
| (Cut to Grizzle's Limbo Chamber. Ch'zzi, the Stab-Stabs, Cameroon Congo Zaire, Doctor Damnable.) | |
| POMMEL: | We tracked the Fuzzyites back to their hideout, Ch'zzi. They're staying on Yoople Five. |
| DAMNABLE: | No kidding, dopey! We knew that already. How else do you think I posted Willits Gumman his invitation to the Ranzbog Conference? |
| POMMEL: | Um ... I didn't think of that. |
| PUMMEL: | And after we spent hours setting up the tracking device! You fool! |
| POMMEL: | Well, if you hadn't kept overloading the power core with those electric carrot-warmers, we wouldn't have had to replace the batteries so often and it wouldn't have taken so long! |
| PUMMEL: | You know cold carrots give me indigestion! |
| CH'ZZI: | You're vampires! Any kind of food gives you indigestion! You're only supposed to have blood! |
| POMMEL: | Ah ... I always thought there was something odd about those old Dracula movies. Never could understand why they didn't ever show him eating carrots. |
| CH'ZZI: | Enough! Just get to Yoople Five - all of you - and see to it that the Fuzzyites are massacred! I want you to slaughter every last one of them! Except Fuzzy. Bring him to me. I may yet be able to salvage something of my dear sister's schemes. |
| ZAIRE: | Rrrright!! Let's go teach those sappy little do-gooders a lesson! No one messes with the Rhino Warlord and lives to tell the tale! |
| POMMEL: | The same thing goes for the Vampire Stab-Stab brothers! Let's kill some good guy bunnies! |
| DAMNABLE: | Remember ... Gumman's mine! |
| (Back to the hospital. Only the patients are here now. Fuzzy wakes up again.) | |
| FUZZY: | Whuh -- ? Ooh, headache city! Did I walk under a falling office block? Hey, I wonder what's wrong with Hoppy ... oh well, I guess the doctors have it under control. I've got to get out of here. There's adventures awaiting! Bad guys to beat up! Lucky! |
| (Lucky appears.) | |
| LUCKY: | Thou didst calleth, little mortal bunny leader? |
| FUZZY: | Let's go trash something, pal! |
| (The Yoople City UBF base command centre. Laff sits at a computer terminal, with Bunniquette standing next to him.) | |
| LAFF: | Uh oh! Bad guys approaching on the radar! According to the computer, there's four ... the Stab-Stabs, Zaire, and another one whose bio-signature the computer doesn't recognise. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Better put up the force field! We don't want them wrecking the city. |
| (Fuzzy and Lucky enter.) | |
| FUZZY: | Bad guys, you say? Me and Lucky'll take 'em! |
| LAFF: | Fuzz! You're up! |
| FUZZY: | Our foes will regret rousing the ire of the Pirate King! Come, Lucky! Laff, raise the force field as soon as Lucky and I are outside the city limits. |
| LAFF: | What? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Hello? Are you mad? They'll beat you all to crazy! |
| FUZZY: | I do not think so! Lucky, the Stab-Stabs are yours. I'll deal with the rhino and the stranger. |
| (Fuzzy rushes out. Lucky follows, somewhat bewildered.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | What the zignots is going on with that kid? |
| (Outside the city. The bad guys' ship lands in front of Fuzzy and Lucky. Zaire, the Stab-Stabs and Damnable come out.) | |
| ZAIRE: | Ah! They sent someone to welcome us! |
| FUZZY: | Yes ... welcome to your funeral, villain! |
| POMMEL: | Oh, yeah? Says who? |
| FUZZY: | Says I! The invincible Pirate King, Captain Tricky! |
| ZAIRE: | That's it. I'm gonna beat the tar outta the little poink-head! |
| DAMNABLE: | Just remember not to hurt him too bad. Ch'zzi wants him in one piece. |
| ZAIRE: | I ain't guaranteeing nothin'! |
| (A long shot of the battlefield: the bad guys on one side, glaring savagely at the good guys on the other, who glare back. Credits.) |
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