| SEASON SIX EPISODE THREE | |
| ININ HIBBISHA | |
| (Yoople City. The Town Hall. Everyone is there.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | So, how was your little holiday, Fuzzboy? |
| FUZZY: | Oh, I can't complain. I only had to beat up one bad guy. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Ooh! Which one? Was it Ch'zzi? The Anti-Yakky-Pope? That Alberto guy? Cameroon Congo Zaire? Maybe it was Rufus and Yasta, back from the dead (again)? |
| FUZZY: | No. It was Killer Possum. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Pardon? Who? |
| OYSTER: | One of the twentieth century bad guys we had to deal with when we were on the space station. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Oh. If you say so. |
| (Bunniquette's necklace starts to glow.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | What is it, Chris? |
| NECKLACE: | Weeeoop! Miiioooweeeep! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Really? I expect Sasha and Tess'll notice in a sec. |
| TESSA: | Hey! Queen Sasha! You feel that? |
| SASHA: | Class Nine AEs! |
| LUCKY: | Verily, 'tis the approach of one of my number! |
| LENNIE: | What? |
| HOWIE: | There's another god coming to visit. |
| (A beautiful bunny with very long pink hair appears.) | |
| PINK-HAIRED BUNNY: | Howdy! |
| LUCKY: | Oh, no. |
| NECKLACE: | Weeeoop! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Hi there. |
| PINK-HAIRED BUNNY: | You're that O'Bunbun chick - the one who married Chris Rabbo, right? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Yup. And you ... are Inin Hibbisha, Bunny Goddess of Very Few Inhibitions! |
| ININ: | Rabbo's told you about me, eh? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | No. But as I'm his appointed keeper while he's trapped inside the Ashtray Pendant, Aracus has granted me access to both Chris's powers and his memories and knowledge. |
| ININ: | Cool. So you can probably guess why I'm here? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | You do have a bit of a reputation. Which one you gonna pick? |
| ININ: | No competition. The Queen's the lucky girl. |
| FUZZY: | What are you talking about? What's going on? |
| ININ: | Every few hundred years I become bored with my godly life, so I descend to the world of the mortals and merge myself with one of them for a period of time in order to experience mortal life for a bit of excitement. |
| FUZZY: | You're not suggesting -- |
| ININ: | Yes, I am. To put it bluntly, I'm going to possess your wife's body for a while, little king. |
| SASHA: | But -- |
| FUZZY: | You -- |
| ININ: | Aw, don't argue. It'll be fun. |
| (Inin Hibbisha transforms into a glowing cloud of energy and enters Sasha's body.) | |
| SASHA: | There. That's better. |
| ANASTASIA: | Not bad. And you can do it without killing the host? |
| SASHA: | I'm a goddess, you old hag, not a lowly Nunklon crook. Now, c'mon, Fuzzboy, let's go have some fun. |
| FUZZY: | Get out of there! I want my Sasha back right now! |
| SASHA: | I am your Sasha. Minus her inhibitions. |
| FUZZY: | My Sasha was nothing but inhibitions! Her inhibitions are the reason I love her! |
| SASHA: | Well, if you really love me, you won't mind that I'm no longer inhibited. |
| FUZZY: | This isn't fair! Bunniquette! Tell that mean ol' goddess to get out of my Sash! |
| LUCKY: | I knew that yon goddess would bring nought but woe! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Lighten up, Fuzz. Have some fun. |
| FUZZY: | I've got nothing against having fun. But only inhibited fun. Uninhibited fun can get ... indecent. |
| SASHA: | Oh, Fuzzy, live a little. Let's both of us go home to our bedroom, take off our clothes, and -- |
| FUZZY: | Aaarggh! Stop it! Not this rubbish again! |
| SASHA: | Okay ... we could just go hijack a passing starship and turn all the passengers into giant radishes. I know! Let's go seek out all our remaining enemies and beat the shit out of them! |
| FUZZY: | This isn't happening. This isn't happening. |
| SASHA: | Yes, it is! |
| FUZZY: | No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! |
| SASHA: | Spoilsport! This'll teach you a lesson! |
| ("Sasha" snaps her fingers and Fuzzy vanishes.) | |
| ABBIE: | Where did you send him? |
| SASHA: | Oh, I don't know. Someplace a few decades in the future, or something. |
| OYSTER: | What? That's a bit extreme. I'll have to go and find him. |
| SASHA: | And ... possibly he's in a different dimension. |
| OYSTER: | What? It could take me years to find him! Grr! Didn't we do this in season four? |
| (Cut to the Rock Nest! Fuzzy (in his Captain Tricky outfit) is lying unconscious on the floor. The entire TNG crew is gathered round him.) | |
| GLOCK: | Who the heck is this guy? |
| PRINCESS: | I don't know. Nance, try to wake him up. |
| (Nancy gives Fuzzy a gentle telepathic wake-up call. Fuzzy opens his eyes.) | |
| FUZZY: | Where ... am I? |
| PRINCESS: | This is the Link Cavern. I am Princess Disembowelled Goat Uulamets of the Nerpalon System. Who are you, stranger? |
| FUZZY: | I ... don't know. How did I come to be here? |
| DIF: | You just kinda appeared. |
| PRINCESS: | Nancy. Get in there and find out who he is. |
| (Nancy probes Fuzzy's mind for a moment.) | |
| NANCY: | He ... oh, my! He's lost his memory! |
| OONF: | No kidding! But that doesn't change the fact that they're still in his head. He just isn't able to access them. But you should be able to do it. |
| NANCY: | No, no, you don't understand! It's not that he's forgotten ... there's no memories in his head at all! His mind has been completely wiped. The only thing in there ... is one word ... "Tricky". |
| FUZZY: | Tricky ... uh ... yeah! That's me! Captain Tricky, superhero extraordinaire! |
| SKEND: | Superhero, eh? What sorta powers you got? |
| FUZZY: | Oh, none. I'm your standard no-super-powers costumed vigilante hero guy. High-tech weaponry replaces superhuman abilities. That sort of thing. |
| PRINCESS: | Well ... Nancy ... can we trust him? |
| NANCY: | He is utterly incapable of betraying us. He basically has no mind! All he knows is his name. |
| FUZZY: | Steady on, there! I wouldn't say that. It's coming back to me now. Most of it ... but I still don't remember how I got here or what was happening before that. |
| PRINCESS: | Well ... you can stay with us until you get your memory back. I guess. But you cause any trouble, and I'll turn you into a radish. Got it? |
| FUZZY: | Radish ... radish ... I remember something about radishes. Radishes ... they ... we ... no, it's no use. It's gone. |
| GLOCK: | Well, radish boy, allow us to introduce ourselves. I'm Glock, the leader of this merry band. |
| PRINCESS: | In your dreams, pal. |
| NANCY: | My name's Nancy. Nice to meet you! |
| DIF: | Hiya. I'm Dif, the tough one. |
| SKEND: | My name's Skend. If you bug me, I'll rip you to pieces. |
| LASHER: | Lasher. What Skend said. |
| HOPPY: | Please excuse my sister's curt greeting. I'm Hoppy Sorensen. |
| OONF: | I am Oonf. |
| FERDIE: | Name's Ferdie. Welcome aboard. |
| FINCH: | I'm Finch, and this is Mrs Birdie. |
| BIRDIE: | Skraark! |
| BAIK-BAIK: | Call me BB. |
| FUZZY: | BB?! Radishes ... |
| GLOCK: | Yeah, yeah, radishes. Whatever. |
| PRINCESS: | We'll fix up a bed for you downstairs later. |
| FUZZY: | O ... kay. Now ... can we have an adventure? |
| (Back to Yoople City.) | |
| SASHA: | So, who wants to have a bit of fun? Now that I got rid of that spoilsport, I mean? |
| OYSTER: | I'm not very impressed with you, you jumped-up little goddess tramp! |
| SASHA: | Shove it, brother-in-law. I'll bring the boring little twerp back when I'm good and ready. |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | You didn't have to send Fuzzy away. He -- |
| SASHA: | Oh, do be quiet, you noisy little ratcatcher. |
| (A rather savage expression arrives on Quette's face.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | I ... beg your pardon? |
| SASHA: | You heard me, little bother-wife. Come on, everyone, let's have some fun! |
| GUMPITY: | I don't think what you did to Fuzzy was very nice. |
| SASHA: | I don't care. Now shut up, or I'll rip your tonsils out through your arse. |
| ANASTASIA: | Good heavens. This goddess has brought about quite a change in Sasha's temperament. |
| LUCKY: | A pox upon thee, Hibbisha! Vacate the mortal queen bunny at once! Canst thou not see how upset thou art making her little friends? |
| SASHA: | Put a sock in it, Luckmeister. |
| LUCKY: | You're making me angry, cow. Now get outta Queen Sasha or my magic screwdriver and I'll beat you to a pulp! |
| SASHA: | Ooh, I'm so scared! Now ... you! |
| (She points at Malvolio.) | |
| SASHA: | Let's go up to my bedroom and do something naughty. |
| MALVOLIO: | I don't think that would be a good idea, miss. |
| SASHA: | You asked ya? You're all a bunch of boring, useless, stupid, pathetic saps! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | That's about all I can take, you pink-haired hag! |
| (She places her hand on the Ashtray Pendant.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Would it bother you if I evicted you from Sasha's body? |
| (Sasha looks a bit annoyed.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | You don't need to answer. I already know. |
| (Inin Hibbisha appears next to Sasha.) | |
| ININ HIBBISHA: | Oh, bum! |
| SASHA: | Goodness, I feel odd! What happened? |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Never you mind, Sash. Inin, I think you should ... go. Before I'm forced to savagely mutilate you. |
| ININ HIBBISHA: | Grr! How dare you speak to me like that? I'm a goddess! You're just a filthy little mortal! |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | I also happen to be your boss's daughter-in-law. And he's quite fond of me. So don't make me mad, kid! |
| ININ HIBBISHA: | K -- kid? Ooh! Grr! Fume! Rage! You'll get yours, O'Bunbun! |
| (Inin Hibbisha vanishes in a puff of annoyance.) | |
| BUNNIQUETTE: | Guess I showed her. |
| SASHA: | Oh ... where is Fuzzy? |
| GUMPITY: | Whuh-oh! |
| (Credits roll.) |
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